Want a job with the Problem Resolvers? You're pretty sad then. However, we may be able to accommodate you! Please check the list below to see if you meet the qualifications:

• Have a burning desire to piss people off!
• Go undercover with our crack team of investigative reporters to find, and solve problems!
• Get in your face, and subject yourself to verbal, and physical assault!
• Face possible prosecution for illegally taping in restricted areas!

• Face possible lawsuits from grumpy people!

• Live in the New York Metro area.

• Have absolutely nothing better to do with your time.

• Accept no pay in return for your services.

If you match all the qualifications above, contact us!

The Problem Resolvers are not responsible for any damages, monetary or otherwise, to applicants, or their property. Applicants understand that applying to help the Problem Resolvers does not guarantee acceptance, let alone a review of their application. In the event of any lawsuit brought upon a Problem Resolver, the rest of the team will disavow all knowledge of the person in question, and continue on with their lives in ignorant bliss.