goodcowfilms.com: films: all movies: in chronological order, with images

goodcowfilms.com: films: all movies: in chronological order, with images

Below is a list of every single piece of content available, whether it be a short film, behind the scenes footage, deleted footage, etc. As such, this list is huge. If you made it here by accident, please remember there are other ways to find what you're looking for which are less daunting.

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Titles beginning with "the" such as The Corrugator are listed under their first letter after "The."

Snow Adventure 2K5: Day 2 (2005)
Windows Media Player format, 36.6 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 178 megs (720x480)

Day two of the February 2005 New York snow storm involved some boredom... and also sledding with night vision in a golf course!
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Snow Adventure 2K5: Day 2: All sledding (2005)
Windows Media Player format, 9.11 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 66.4 megs (720x480)

The sledding footage had to get chopped up to fix the "Day 2" video, so here's all of it for anyone who cares. (nobody)
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Snow Adventure 2K5 (2005)
Windows Media Player format, 47.9 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 155 megs (720x480)

A huge snow storm in February 2005 in New York led to us tying a sled to the back of a car, and riding it down side streets for wacky antics!
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Snow Adventure 2K5: Deleted scene: HL2 (2005)
Windows Media Player format, 8.28 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 26.1 megs (720x480)

A deleted scene from Snow Adventure 2K5 involving Matt on the sled, and Half Life 2 music.
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Breakfast with Smokey (2005)
Windows Media Player format, 3.42 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 9.34 megs (720x480)

Two cats... one dish... who will prevail?
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The Corrugator: First Half (2004)
Windows Media Player format, 21.4 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 71.1 megs (720x480)

A cardboard box man with a lust for blood, his maniacal laugh can be heard piercing the night... and when he gets you, you turn into a cardboard box yourself. Watch out for... The Corrugator!
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The Corrugator: Second Half (2004)
Windows Media Player format, 27.0 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 84.2 megs (720x480)

The Corrugator gets invited inside for tea... but what is he looking for?
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The Corrugator: Behind the Scenes (2004)
Windows Media Player format, 30.4 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 95.9 megs (720x480)

Behind the Scenes footage of the making of The Corrugator.
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The Corrugator: Outtakes (2004)
Windows Media Player format, 25.8 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 90.7 megs (720x480)

Outtakes from The Corrugator - hilarity guaranteed!
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The Corrugator: Original Phil Death Sequence (2004)
Windows Media Player format, 3.89 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 12.8 megs (720x480)

The original death sequence for the character Phil ... myself.
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Straphangers Ballgame: Inning One (No! Network) (2004)
Windows Media Player format, 67.8 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 162 megs (720x480)

A baseball game, announced by Ron, an overexcited sports announcer, and Ted, a latent and depressed homosexual with a blind son!
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Straphangers Ballgame: Inning One (No! Network) (2004) (Extended Barbara outtake)
Windows Media Player format, 16.6 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 40.9 megs (720x480)

After Ted gets kicked off the game, there's a commercial, and then a horribly overdone replacement character, Barbara the Jew, with bagels!
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Straphangers Ballgame: Inning One (No! Network) (2004) (Fuckin' the ground)
Windows Media Player format, 2.59 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 6.10 megs (720x480)

Very brief video of some guy fucking the ground, and John's comment.
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The Problem Resolvers Report on the Photography Ban Protest (2004)
Windows Media Player format, 16.6 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 46.6 megs (720x480)

In reaction to the newly proposed subway photography ban in New York, citizens banded together, and staged a peaceful protest gathering, going around the subway, photographing everything, and everyone, cops included.
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The Problem Resolvers take on the Mob (2004)
Windows Media Player format, 52.4 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 144 megs (720x480)

Just when you thought things couldn't get worse down below, what with Seats of DEATH, and craters ready to swallow you whole, the Problem Resolvers got tipped off about a MOB HIT, using MTA FUNDS!
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The Problem Resolvers take on the Mob (2004) (Behind the Scenes)
Windows Media Player format, 43.8 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 114 megs (720x480)

Behind the scenes of the Problem Solvers mob report.
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The Problem Resolvers take on the Mob (2004) (Trailer)
Windows Media Player format, 8.65 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 22.8 megs (720x480)

Promotional trailer for the then-upcoming mob report.
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Brian's Group 3 School Project for Brookyln Tech's TLA Major (2004)
Windows Media Player format, 48.7 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 140 megs (720x480)

Brian from the Problem Resolvers needed help putting together a video for a school project... so, here are the saucy results!
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The Seat of Death™ (2004) (Bombardier version)
Windows Media Player format, 16.7 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 43.7 megs (720x480)

The Problem Resolvers investigate the limb mangling seats of death in the NYC subway system!
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The Seat of Death™ (2004) (Kawasaki version)
Windows Media Player format, 14.2 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 38.2 megs (720x480)

The Problem Resolvers investigate the limb mangling seats of death in the NYC subway system!
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Q27: All Together Now (unfinished) (2004)
Windows Media Player format, 2.20 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 4.07 megs (720x480)

Unfinished photo montage of severe crowding on the Q27 bus route in NYC, to the music "All Together Now."
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Q27: Flagging Game (2004) (Dating Game version)
Windows Media Player format, 6.66 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 15.1 megs (720x480)

Video montage of severe crowding on the Q27 bus route in NYC causing us to "flag," or not stop for riders, to the music from The Dating Game.
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Q27: Flagging Game (2004) ("Work it Out" version)
Windows Media Player format, 6.77 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 13.9 megs (720x480)

Video montage of severe crowding on the Q27 bus route in NYC causing us to "flag," or not stop for riders, to the music "We Can Work It Out."
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Metal Cow Solid 2: Deck D (2003-2004)
Windows Media Player format, 15.7 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 46.3 megs (720x480)

Parody of the hit-video game series Metal Gear Solid, by Konami.
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Metal Cow Solid 2: Deck D (2003-2004)
(instrumental music version)
Windows Media Player format, 16.1 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 46.8 megs (720x480)

Parody of the hit-video game series Metal Gear Solid, by Konami.
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Metal Cow Solid 2: Deck D (2003-2004)
(remixed music version)
Windows Media Player format, 15.3 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 45.5 megs (720x480)

Parody of the hit-video game series Metal Gear Solid, by Konami.
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Metal Cow Solid 2: Behind the Scenes (2003-2004)
Windows Media Player format, 23.5 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 73.6 megs (720x480)

Behind the Scenes documentary about the making of the short film.
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Metal Cow Solid 2: Cleaning Up (2003-2004)
Windows Media Player format, 32.2 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 95.6 megs (720x480)

After the huge mess, somebody's gotta clean it...
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Sad TV: Weekly Clip 5 (2004) (Gun Safety at Sad TV)
Windows Media Player format, 3.96 megs (360x240)

After Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003), there were several "weekly" Sad TV clips. This is for week five, 03/08/04 - 03/13/04. No hi-res video is available.
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Sad TV: Weekly Clip 4 (2004) ("Annoy Phil Time")
Quicktime format, 30.3 megs (360x240)

After Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003), there were several "weekly" Sad TV clips. This is for week four, 03/01/04 - 03/07/04. No hi-res video is available. Edited by Joe Santana.
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Sad TV: Weekly Clip 3 (2004) (Benchcraft Interview)
Windows Media Player format, 8.63 megs (360x240)

After Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003), there were several "weekly" Sad TV clips. This is for week three, 02/23/04 - 02/29/04. This one directly refers to a skit from episode two. No hi-res video is available.
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Sad TV: Weekly Clip 2 (2004) (Forest Montage)
Windows Media Player format, 2.79 megs (360x240)

After Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003), there were several "weekly" Sad TV clips. This is for week two, 02/16/04 - 02/22/04. No hi-res video is available.
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Sad TV: Weekly Clip 1 (2004) (WTHiTs Trailer version 4)
Windows Media Player format, 4.04 megs (640x480)

After Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003), there were several "weekly" Sad TV clips. This is for week two, 02/09/04 - 02/15/04 Edited by Joe Santana..
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audio clip

Sad TV: Audio Clip: In the Forest
MP3 format, 2.55 megs

After Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003), there were several "weekly" Sad TV clips. This is an audio clip of us walking around singing while getting footage.
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Sad TV (2004) (Snow Adventure: Unsuccessful Bull Ride)
Windows Media Player format, 32.0 megs (360x240)
Snow adventures when we tried to ride on top of the car. No hi-res video is available.
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Joseph Papa and the Crater of Death at 45 Road (2003)
Windows Media Player format, 14.6 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 38.4 megs (720x480)

The Problem Resolvers investigate a massive human swallowing death crater on an elevated subway platform in NYC!
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (full episode)
Windows Media Player format, 181 megs (360x240)
Windows Media Player format, 597 megs (720x480)

The full, 31 minute, second episode of Sad TV, a skit show like Mad TV, only sadder.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Intro Credits)
Windows Media Player format, 1.82 megs (360x240)

The opening credits for Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003). No stand alone hi-res version available, for more details visit the episode two page.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Benchcraft)
Windows Media Player format, 5.29 megs (360x240)

"Benchcraft" skit from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003). No stand alone hi-res version available, for more details visit the episode two page.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Cheers)
Windows Media Player format, 2.18 megs (360x240)

"Cheers" skit from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003). No stand alone hi-res version available, for more details visit the episode two page.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Celebrate Good Times With Joe!)
Windows Media Player format, 3.51 megs (360x240)

"Celebrate Good Times With Joe!" skit from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003). No stand alone hi-res version available, for more details visit the episode two page.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Erotic Snake Date)
Windows Media Player format, 6.93 megs (360x240)

"Erotic Snake Date" skit from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003). No stand alone hi-res version available, for more details visit the episode two page.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (It Lives in the Forest: Chase)
Windows Media Player format, 1.80 megs (360x240)

"It Lives in the Forest: Chase" skit from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003). No stand alone hi-res version available, for more details visit the episode two page.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (It Lives in the Forest: America's Most Wanted)
Windows Media Player format, 10.3 megs (360x240)

"It Lives in the Forest: America's Most Wanted" skit from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003). No stand alone hi-res version available, for more details visit the episode two page.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (It Lives in the Forest: Forest Rape)
Windows Media Player format, 8.20 megs (360x240)

"It Lives in the Forest: Forest Rape" skit from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003). No stand alone hi-res version available, for more details visit the episode two page.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Race Promo)
Windows Media Player format, 1.49 megs (360x240)

"Race Promo" skit from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003). No stand alone hi-res version available, for more details visit the episode two page.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (End Credits)
Windows Media Player format, 2.23 megs (360x240)

The ending credits for Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003). No stand alone hi-res version available, for more details visit the episode two page.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Rejected Skit: Fabio - Chef Boyarde)
Windows Media Player format, 9.64 megs (360x240)

A rejected skit from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) involving "Fabio" and making Chef Boyrade. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Rejected Skit: Fabio - Ice Cubes)
Windows Media Player format, 2.71 megs (360x240)

A rejected skit from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) involving "Fabio" and making ice cubes. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Rejected Skit: Cops)
Windows Media Player format, 3.40 megs (360x240)

A rejected skit from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) involving actor Mike Litterine's apartment, and the show "Cops." No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Rejected Skit: Kim in-between comments)
Windows Media Player format, 2.28 megs (360x240)

A rejected idea from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) involving a friend, Kimberly Chalmers, making comments in-between the skits as to how horrible they are. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Rejected Skit: Josh Becomes Mario)
Windows Media Player format, 4.87 megs (360x240)
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A rejected skit from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) involving a clogged toilet, and Josh trying to repair it. No hi-res video or other information is available.

Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Random Ideas)
Windows Media Player format, 4.09 megs (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) with Phillip Roncoroni and Mike Litterine coming up with skit ideas. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Benchcraft: Raw Footage)
Windows Media Player format, 34.7 megs (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) with all the raw footage from the Benchcraft skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Fabio: Cleaning up)
Windows Media Player format, 2.49 megs (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) cleaning up the "Cooking with Fabio" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Outtake: Fabio: Ice cubes)
Windows Media Player format, 842K (360x240)

Outtake from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) involving the "Cooking with Fabio" ice cube sketch. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Back crack)
Windows Media Player format, 228K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Bitches moaning)
Windows Media Player format, 311K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Destroying the Forest, pt. 1)
Windows Media Player format, 7.13 megs (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Destroying the Forest, pt. 2)
Windows Media Player format, 372K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Destroying the Forest, pt. 3)
Windows Media Player format, 1.64 megs (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Broken tripod)
Windows Media Player format, 223K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Mike the Gopher)
Windows Media Player format, 284K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Ice cream truck)
Windows Media Player format, 243K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Jerry flying test)
Windows Media Player format, 408K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Joe and Richie rape)
Windows Media Player format, 667K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: "Meg a Second" song)
Windows Media Player format, 445K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Mike stripping)
Windows Media Player format, 210K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Stab test #1)
Windows Media Player format, 238K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Stab test #2)
Windows Media Player format, 958K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Stab test #3)
Windows Media Player format, 395K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Stunt director Joe)
Windows Media Player format, 2.55 megs (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Forest: Top slide)
Windows Media Player format, 187K (360x240)

Behind the scenes from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003) for the "It Lives in the Forest" skit. No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (Behind the Scenes: Joe's Birthday Bash: Raw footage)
Windows Media Player format, 13.2 megs (360x240)

The raw footage from the "Joe's Birthday Bash" skit from Sad TV: Episode 2. (1999-2003). No hi-res video or other information is available.
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Metal Cow Solid 1 (2001-2002) - First Half / Second Half
Windows Media Player format: First Half, 41.7 megs / Second Half, 43.9 megs
Website (behind the scenes footage, reviews, art sketches, other content)

Parody of the hit-video game series Metal Gear Solid, by Konami. This unfinished, fifteen minute two-part short contains parodies of such scenes as the Revolver Ocelot gunfight, the Psycho Mantis boss fight and death monologue, Sniper Wolf's attack, and a brief appearance by the Ninja.

(link to additional content coming once I figure out the best way to organize it all.. for now it IS organized at the website listed above.)

Congratulations! You've reached the section of mostly god-awful videos... all taken without a camcorder, but instead with a one-megapixel Sony digital camera that took fifteen seconds of video per floppy disk. (Metal Cow Solid 1 (2001-2002) was also filmed this way, but that's actually a good video) Made out of boredom, but always wanted to shoot something, and then editing with ULead Media Studio, here they are... why? Because even though they're horrible, I believe in archiving everything. And a rare few are actually good, such as Metal Cow Solid Trailer B (2002).

Bitch, gimme my money! (2002)
Windows Media Player format, 3.64 megs (320x240)

A quick Metal Gear Solid style chase scene over money... that the bitch owes me. No hi-res video available.
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Resident Evil (2002)
Windows Media Player format, 3.91 megs (320x240)

An absolutely god-awful "Resident Evil" parody... avoid. No hi-res video available.
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Metal Cow Solid: Trailer B (2002)
Windows Media Player format, 6.33 megs (320x240)

A trailer combining footage from the old Metal Cow Solid "2" and "3." This really means Metal Cow Solid 1 (2001-2002) and Metal Cow Solid 2 (2001). (not related to Metal Cow Solid 2: Deck D (2003-2004)) No hi-res video available.
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Dude, where's my lamp? (2001)
Windows Media Player format, 3.27 megs (320x240)

I think we just finished watching Dude, Where's my Car? so we put this horrible piece of shit together in five minutes. No hi-res video available.
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America's Most Wanted (2001)
Windows Media Player format, 4.67 megs (320x240)

Horrible video, but the idea was later adapted for use in Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (It Lives in the Forest: America's Most Wanted). No hi-res video available.
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America's Most Wanted (Batman Edition) (2001)
Windows Media Player format, 4.98 megs (320x240)

Horrible video, but the idea was later adapted for use in Sad TV: Episode 2 (1999-2003) (It Lives in the Forest: America's Most Wanted). Includes the addition of Batman style title cards during the "fight" scene. No hi-res video available.
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Even More Shit (2001)
Windows Media Player format, 12.6 megs (320x240)

A sequel to A Bunch of Shit (2001), highlights include a Rocketman parody, and lathering up a large exercise ball with shampoo in the shower. No hi-res video available.
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We Couldn't Film Anything Good (2001)
Windows Media Player format, 12.6 megs (320x240)

We really couldn't... so this is just a bunch of random stuff near my old house. No hi-res video available.
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A Bunch of Shit (2001)
Windows Media Player format, 13.9 megs (320x240)

Prequel to Even More Shit (2001), this video features lots of explosions, shit, and me racing a plastic Sonic the Hegdehog figure. No hi-res video available.
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Jurassic Park 4: Director's Cut (2001)
Windows Media Player format, 12.0 megs (320x240)

Clipart dinosaurs attack Leo and myself, kill him, and I take refuge in somebody's house only to find dinosaur eggs... and more... No hi-res video available.
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Samba de Amigo Party (2001)
Windows Media Player format, 6.86 megs (320x240)

Mike Litterine gets Final Fantasy Chronicles from EBWorld... and I steal it as a monster... and he fights and kills me with maracas... and then he dances. No hi-res video available.
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Metal Cow Solid: Trailer A (Fullscreen) (2001)
Windows Media Player format, 8.12 megs (320x240)

A trailer combining footage from the old Metal Cow Solid "2" and "3." This really means Metal Cow Solid 1 (2001-2002) and Metal Cow Solid 2 (2001). (not related to Metal Cow Solid 2: Deck D (2003-2004)) "Fullscreen" version. No hi-res video available.
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Metal Cow Solid: Trailer A (Widescreen) (2001)
Windows Media Player format, 7.67 megs (320x240)

A trailer combining footage from the old Metal Cow Solid "2" and "3." This really means Metal Cow Solid 1 (2001-2002) and Metal Cow Solid 2 (2001). (not related to Metal Cow Solid 2: Deck D (2003-2004)) "Widescreen" version. No hi-res video available.
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Speed 3 (2001)
Windows Media Player format, 4.71 megs (320x240)

So... walking up and down stairs and a VHS tape constitutes a Speed sequel. No hi-res video available.
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Metal Cow Solid 2 (2001) - old test version, unrelated to newer ones
Windows Media Player format, 11.3 megs (320x240)

Test version for what would eventually evolve into Metal Cow Solid 1 (2001-2002). No hi-res video available.
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Did we land on the moon? (2001)
Windows Media Player format, 6.99 megs (320x240)

... horrible movie about landing on the moon which has nothing to do with landing on the moon. No hi-res video available.
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