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The Seat
of Death™ (2004) (Bombardier version)
Windows Media Player format,
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Windows Media Player format,
43.7 megs (720x480)
See related pages.Ah,
what's this? An innocent seat you think, right? Wrong.
This vicious little seat with a bite worse than a snapping
turtle is all over the New York City subway system,
currently hiding on the 4/5/6/L lines, waiting for victims
to chomp!
While the MTA claims that these seats are
for people with disabilities, from our investigation and
undercover footage we've found that they cause
disabilities.
Not only did we see this seat attack
numerous riders during our thorough, unbiased investigation,
but we even saw the seat being used as a dangerous weapon as
our undercover camera captured a mugger using the footage to
smash a rider's head in over and over, until he managed to
run away for help!
So remember, the next time you see this
seat, it's not a seat for people with disabilities, it's a
Seat of DEATH™. This is the
"Bombardier" version of the report, which was the one that was released in
2004. There are two manufacturers of the type of subway cars featured in
this report, Bombardier of Canada, and Kawasaki of Japan. This version
focuses on Canada, as the original ending, with Kawasaki, was felt to be too
weak. The Kawasaki version can be found
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