A cardboard box man with a lust for blood, his maniacal laugh can be heard piercing the night... and when he gets you, you turn into a cardboard box yourself. Watch out for... The Corrugator!

This is a spoof of old B-movie horror flicks, with an original, non-copyright infringing soundtrack, offered in hi-res. (720x480) Enjoy!

In reaction to the newly proposed subway photography ban in New York, citizens banded together, and staged a peaceful protest gathering, going around the subway, photographing everything, and everyone, cops included.

This isn't really a report per se, more a brief, but amusing recap of the protest, styled in the vein of a silent film. So hurry up and watch it you nogoodnik, you!

Ah, what's this? An innocent seat you think, right? Wrong. This vicious little seat with a bite worse than a snapping turtle is all over the New York City subway system, currently hiding on the 4/5/6/L lines, waiting for victims to chomp!

While the MTA claims that these seats are for people with disabilities, from our investigation and undercover footage we've found that they cause disabilities.

Not only did we see this seat attack numerous riders during our thorough, unbiased investigation, but we even saw the seat being used as a dangerous weapon as our undercover camera captured a mugger using the footage to smash a rider's head in over and over, until he managed to run away for help!

So remember, the next time you see this seat, it's not a seat for people with disabilities, it's a Seat of DEATH™.

Terror on the tracks? If only it were that! No, the Problem Resolvers were called in this time to deal with Terror on the Platform! That's right, as if the conditions of our subway system weren't deplorable enough, we got a tip that there was a man-eating crater at the 45 Road, Courthouse Square station on the 7 line, causing people to seriously injure themselves, and look foolish in the process. Being the kind, upstanding citizens that we are, the Problem Resolvers couldn't just sit on the issue, so we decided to investigate, and get to the root of the problem!

What we found however was just despicable, and something we at the Problem Resolvers could never have anticipated. A hole of enormous size, that led down from the elevated platform to the street below. An accomplice in murder, just waiting for a victim, we knew this thing had to be taken care of, and we didn't care how we did it!

We tracked down negligent station superintendent Joseph Papa*, to try to find out just what the deal was about this law suit waiting to happen, however all we got was the runaround... literally! Watch the video, as you see this rat scramble around, hard pressed to answer our questions, and eventually just dismissing us as "average passengers." That bastard!

We stayed on the platform for hours upon hours, watching countless victims get their feet swallowed up by the hole, causing them to lose balance and hurt themselves. Hopefully with the availability of this report on the Internet, future accidents will be prevented.

Parody of FOX's skit show, Mad TV, with dozens of skits and lots of behind the scenes footage at the external website link above. Skits include, Benchcraft, It Lives in the Forest, Los Columbian Drugas Rancheros, Terminator 4, and Rocky 2K4.