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November 21, 2004
-> Gaming-Age Forums - Half-Life 2: The Thread. (Post #911)
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-> Gaming-Age Forums - So, uh...wanna see Natalie Portman dancing in a thong?

 

http://forums.gaming-age.com/showpost.php?p=650764&postcount=911
Sho Nuff
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(Today, 05:03 PM)
 
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#911

HOLY CRAP! I only saw him once, and I thought I was looking through every nook and cranny.

BTW, does anyone know the proper way of spawning people/monsters? Everyone knows the npc_create command but nobody knows the actual names :( I want to make a bunch of dudes and then drop shit on them from 50 feet. Bwahahaha

BTW

 

http://forums.gaming-age.com/showthread.php?t=24415
Santo
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(Today, 08:50 PM)
 
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Out of this world deal @ Target.com! #1

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.htm...asin=B0002KPIBO

It's so popular there is a 4-8 week backorder on this. Includes 10% off!
deadlifter
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(Today, 08:52 PM)
 
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#2

FHUTA

WHAT
BigJonsson
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(Today, 08:54 PM)
 
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#3

0.o
shuri
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(Today, 08:56 PM)
 
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I came here expecting.. #4

Nerevar
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(Today, 09:03 PM)
 
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#5

did someone hax0r the site? I mean, that can't be real. The fact that it's marked down from $36 to $3.99 with a price savings of "10%" just makes it more obvious.
JoshuaJSlone
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(Today, 09:16 PM)
#6

What shocks me is that I was shown this yesterday, and it's still up.
Archaix
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(Today, 09:19 PM)
 
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#7

Originally Posted by Nerevar:
did someone hax0r the site? I mean, that can't be real. The fact that it's marked down from $36 to $3.99 with a price savings of "10%" just makes it more obvious.


It's marked down 3.99, not marked down to 3.99 ( from 39.95 to 35.96) that is 10%.
Jim Bowie
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(Today, 09:24 PM)
 
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#8

No, it's apparently real. A search for "anal massage" on target.com reviews seven results in the DVDs.
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http://forums.gaming-age.com/showthread.php?t=24388
tt_deeb
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Teen Throws Turkey - nearly kills motorist #1

The story is just so ridiculous I had to share.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/l...y-top-headlines

Quote:
The last of six teenagers charged in a turkey-tossing incident that left a motorist critically injured was arraigned yesterday, as the alleged "ringleader" of the group posted bail and walked free.

Michael Hasbrouck, 18, of Selden, was arraigned on a charge of possession of stolen property in First District Court in Central Islip, an accusation stemming from his alleged role in the shopping spree that the teenagers launched after one of them stole a woman's credit card from a parked car on Nov. 12 at about 10 p.m. in Holtsville.

After that, the teens allegedly bought hundreds of dollars worth of items from two Blockbuster outlets in the Lake Grove area. They also purchased food and cooking equipment, including the 20-pound turkey, from a Waldbaum's in Ronkonkoma, police said.

Police have said that about 12:30 a.m. Nov. 13, one teenager, Ryan Cushing, 18, of Huntington, threw the bird out of the rear window of the car and that it smashed through the windshield of an oncoming car, giving a 44-year-old woman serious facial injuries.

A spokesman for Stony Brook University Hospital said the victim, whom police have not identified and whose name Newsday is withholding, was in critical but stable condition yesterday. Her facial bones had been shattered by the projectile.

But Hasbrouck's attorney, Edward Pshedesky of Hauppauge, said his client didn't know about his friends' plan to toss the turkey from the car. Hasbrouck appeared in a gray T-shirt as he was granted $5,000 cash bail.

"He feels very bad about the person who was hurt," Pshedesky said, speaking of Hasbrouck. "But court papers do not indicate direct knowledge on his part" of the idea to throw the turkey.

Hasbrouck allegedly wasn't in the car from which the bird was thrown, but was driving another vehicle. The teenagers had been traveling in three vehicles.

But two other teenagers, Rachel MacDonald, 17, of Centereach, and Jack Cutrone, 18, of Selden, were in the car with Cushing, the Farmingdale State University freshman whom prosecutors are calling the "ringleader" in the string of allegedly fraudulent purchases that culminated in the near-fatal incident.

Cushing, who is charged with first-degree assault, reckless endangerment, forgery, criminal mischief and criminal possession of stolen property, posted his $250,000 bail and was released from the Suffolk County jail yesterday.

Also charged in the incident are Cutrone, who faces a charge of criminal possession of stolen property; Steven Manzolina, 17, of Selden, who is charged with grand larceny and criminal possession of stolen property; and Amanda McDonald, 17, of Selden, who is charged with criminal possession of stolen property. Rachel MacDonald is charged with criminal possession of stolen property.

The attorney for MacDonald distanced his client from Cushing, saying he was the sole actor in the crime.

"I can only say that my two clients are extremely remorseful and upset about what happened to this innocent victim, especially since they had nothing to do with the horrendous actions of Mr. Cushing," said Michael Brown of Central Islip, who represents McDonald and MacDonald.

The victim's relatives could not be reached for comment yesterday, but her friends expressed sadness over the tragedy.

Mary Anne Nesfield, of Bellmore, has worked for the victim at a Garden City-based collection agency since 1997. Since the incident, she said, a silence has shrouded the office.

"She's a very talkative individual," Nesfield said, "... our office just doesn't seem the same without her presence."

Nesfield said co-workers worry about the woman, who spent eight hours in surgery two days ago to have the fragile bones of her face reconstructed. Nesfield said yesterday she asked her church to pray for the woman's recovery.

Nesfield described her boss as a "defenseless woman who didn't even have a chance to say, 'Why me?' when suddenly a frozen 20-pound turkey knocked her out cold from some ruthless individual who got his jollies throwing food around, which in reality is a sin."

Staff writers Theresa Vargas and Denise M. Bonilla contributed to this story.

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DMczaf
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(Today, 07:06 AM)
 
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So, uh...wanna see Natalie Portman dancing in a thong? #1

http://www.warnerbrosrecords.com/damienrice/

It's somewhere in the middle of this music video.
Shogmaster
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(Today, 07:09 AM)
 
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#2

DAMN THE LOW RES!!!
BuddyChrist83
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(Today, 07:10 AM)
 
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#3

Dyne
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(Today, 07:11 AM)
 
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#4

*falls out of chair*
bjork
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(Today, 07:11 AM)
 
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#5

amidala let me touch you

or something
Ninja Scooter
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(Today, 07:11 AM)
 
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#6

that ass makes the walls jealous.
Shogmaster
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(Today, 07:13 AM)
 
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#7

Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter:
that ass makes the walls jealous.

You SOOO have no clue. What she lacks in titties, she makes up in spades with nice and shapely ass. No, it ain't shaped like a pigmie's, but for most of us, that's a good thing.
Bacon
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(Today, 07:13 AM)
 
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I plan on marrying Natalie. #8

This thread won't be complete until someone comes in complain she "doesn't have enough back".
DMczaf
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(Today, 07:14 AM)
 
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#9

Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter:
that ass makes the walls jealous.


Shogmaster
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(Today, 07:14 AM)
 
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#10

Originally Posted by Bacon:
This thread won't be complete until someone comes in complain she "doesn't have enough back".


You're 2 posts too late.
AlphaSnake
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(Today, 07:16 AM)
 
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#11



omg teh nice ass!!!111

*fap fap fap*
BuddyChrist83
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(Today, 07:16 AM)
 
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#12


This still sold me on the entire film, not to mention the part where it depressed the hell out of me. When's it out and uh, what's it called?
Matlock
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(Today, 07:17 AM)
 
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#13

She shoulda been naked.
Kabuki Waq
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(Today, 07:18 AM)
#14

Originally Posted by AlphaSnake:
http://karengerdes.home.mindspring....20obo%20028.jpg

omg teh nice ass!!!111

*fap fap fap*



Are you sure i thought that was her chest?
Bacon
Blatant false advertising
(Today, 07:19 AM)
 
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#15

Originally Posted by Shogmaster:
You're 2 posts too late.


Shit.

Anyway, Jude Law, man, that guy really needs to be in more movies...
Claus
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(Today, 07:20 AM)
 
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#16

She needs a Brazilian butt lift.
J2 Cool
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(Today, 07:21 AM)
 
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#17

yes. I do!
AlphaSnake
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(Today, 07:22 AM)
 
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#18

Originally Posted by Kabuki Waq:
Are you sure i thought that was her chest?


I'm pretty sure that's her ass, man. *squints...*
Bacon
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(Today, 07:23 AM)
 
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#19

CavemanLawyer
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(Today, 07:23 AM)
 
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#20

Not to mention the actual song is awesome. Damien Rice is great.
AlphaSnake
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(Today, 07:26 AM)
 
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#21

Originally Posted by Bacon:


Yeah...no. It's like a little apple ass...emphasis on little.
Poody
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(Today, 07:29 AM)
 
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#22

Originally Posted by Bacon:


actually that ass looks pretty good. Could also be a stunt double
Andy787
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(Today, 07:34 AM)
 
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#23

Wow, was that really her? Damn. Natalie Portman imo is probably the most beautiful woman in exsistence.

I actually liked the song, too.
XS+
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(Today, 07:35 AM)
 
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#24

Could that video possibly look any more European?
Society
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(Today, 07:38 AM)
 
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56k NO #25

http://teamrd.capitalgaming.com/society/dance.gif < 3MB, do not click if you do not have the BW.

Here is a avi.

Last edited by Society : Today at 07:48 AM.
DaddyZ
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(Today, 07:42 AM)
 
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#26

Whats up with her chest...

Shits like "nipple on ribcage"
Shogmaster
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(Today, 07:47 AM)
 
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#27

Originally Posted by DaddyZ:
Whats up with her chest...

Shits like "nipple on ribcage"



She's been vegan all her life. You need some good old red meat protein and fat in your formative years for nice big jubblies. Hense all the big titties on the inner city hoes that ate fast food all their lives.
Che
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(Today, 07:47 AM)
 
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#28

This makes me even more pissed that she cut her full frontal scenes out. DAMNIT!
Leon
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(Today, 07:57 AM)
#29

Originally Posted by XS+:
Could that video possibly look any more European?


Not enough hookers?
Buck
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(Today, 08:24 AM)
#30

Personally, I would love to see Ms. Portman go 1 on 1 with Lexington Steel.
Son of Godzilla
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(Today, 08:29 AM)
 
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#31

Originally Posted by DMczaf:
So, uh...wanna see Natalie Portman dancing in a thong?



After seeing the video, no not really. She needs to be kept fully clothed.
Shogmaster
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(Today, 08:36 AM)
 
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#32

Originally Posted by Son of Godzilla:
After seeing the video, no not really. She needs to be kept fully clothed.


I guess you prefer 13 year old girls with body like a young boy's. :P
XS+
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(Today, 08:39 AM)
 
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#33

Originally Posted by Shogmaster:
I guess you prefer 13 year old girls with body like a young boy's. :P

You mean like Portman?
hXc_thugg
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(Today, 08:44 AM)
 
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#34

Originally Posted by Shogmaster:
I guess you prefer 13 year old girls with body like a young boy's. :P


I know I do!
Shogmaster
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(Today, 08:45 AM)
 
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#35

Originally Posted by XS+:
You mean like Portman?


Ms. Granger makes Amidala look like Persephone.
fart
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(Today, 08:49 AM)
 
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#36

Originally Posted by Shogmaster:
I guess you prefer 13 year old girls with body like a young boy's. :P
i knew i wasn't the only one!
firex
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(Today, 08:52 AM)