Tuesday, June 8 1999
System: Sega
Dreamcast
As an early promotion to stir up young minds about the upcoming
Sega Dreamcast, Sega will be teaming up with a rental company to
bring Dreamcast renting possibilities. Before you think this is no
special news, Sega also announced that this promotion will be taking
place in July. Three games will be available at the time. We do not
know which games, or which store it will be at, so stay tuned for
that. BTW, what you just read was true. What you're about to read is
a bunch of crap.
Since the system comes out in September, we have devised a plan
to keep that Dreamcast (snicker). First of all, make sure your
friend, or yourself is moving to a far away city. Before that, what
you need to do is get your best friend's rental card, then you go to
the place to rent it. You then make sure to get all the hot games,
rent them of course, go home, pack up, and take the sucker with you
(the Dreamcast, not your friend). Please note that we are totally
joking. If someone were to do this, he would go to gaming hell, and
yeah, the police department where you cannot play games (ahhh!).
Sorry ...