A Service For N64 Owners
Sunday, October 26, 1997

Well if you're an N64 owner, you probably have a lot of free time on your hands; especially with all those great titles you guys get. In an effort to do our share to help humanity and N64 owners out; we are here to provide you with some practical uses for your lovely 64 bit super console.



Since you probably won't be using the N64 to play games, you can use it as a perfect door stop! It has a zero percent failure rate, so your door won't skip around or anything when using the N64. This is so much better than the 50% failure rate found on the Playstation doorstop(not pictured).



If you get really desperate, you can try sticking good catridge games into your system. We know there's no RPG's for it, so why not stick a Phantasy Star 4 on it? Of course, you'll have to imagine the game playing in your head; cause frankly, the N64 isn't worthy of a game like Phantasy Star 4.



Now we know the N64 is missing a decent fighter in its game line-up(then again it's missing a lot of things; namely good games and a decent storage medium). Here at #Sega, we feel your pain. In order to easy it, we provide you with this image of a Virtua Fighter 2 CD in a N64. Now imagine playing an excellent 3-D fighter, with high resolution graphics and more gameplay than you can shake a stick at. Wonderful, isn't? To make your dreams become reality, simply purchase a Sega Saturn!
-Fernando Mosquera, thanks Colin for the pictures.