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"Open Your Wallet"
by Phillip Roncoroni
parody of the song Open Your Heart
from Sonic Adventure, based on their horrible cash-cow port of Sonic Adventure
DX for the Nintendo Gamecube
Outdated graphics, and slowdown
Lookout, framerate rising
Low polygon, CD grinding
It's such a sad sign
Shadows of dark greed
Lack of effort floating in the air
People getting ripped off
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO US?
All the ports we make, all the effort we don't take, all the money at stake
I see the dissapointment for everyone - who are we and why do we do it
You and I are different in the way that I'm a lazy fuck and I won't change
Yours is filled with effort and mine's not there is no way I can lose
CHORUS
Can't take this laziness much longer - But I will never give effort to a port
I know it's hopeless to make you try - Tell me why I should, I'll make money
anyway
I'm not gonna beg you - Nor will I care what you sayyyyyyyy
Open my wallet and feel the burn - Now you see why I do, what I do
OPEN YOUR WALLET, I'M GONNA RIP YOU OFF!!!
Naka's eyes glazing
Chaos keeps attacking
Fans keep on crying
Futility, hopeless anger
I don't know what it can be but your ports drive me crazy
All your laziness makes me sick, but you still have it your own way
CHORUS
Can't take this laziness much longer - But I will never give effort to a port
I know it's hopeless to make you try - Tell me why I should, I'll make money
anyway
I'm not gonna beg you - Nor will I care what you sayyyyyyyy
Open my wallet and feel the burn - Now you see why I do, what I do
OPEN YOUR WALLET, I'M GONNA RIP YOU OFF!!! |
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