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Hollaback Cow
by Phillip Roncoroni
parody of "Hollaback Girl"

Uh-huh, this my milk
All the farmers milk my udders like dis'

A few times I've been around that bucket
So I'm not just gonna let you come n' suck it
Cause I ain't no hollaback cow
I ain't no hollaback cow
(2x)

Ooohhh, this my milk, this my milk
(4x)

I heard you tell him to tug it hard
And you didn't think that I would feel it
Farmer hears you talking like that
Gettin' him all worked up
So I'm ready to squirt, gonna let it out
That's right, get that bucket ready
Gonna fill it all the way up

A few times I've been around that bucket
So I'm not just gonna let you come n' suck it
Cause I ain't no hollaback cow
I ain't no hollaback cow
(2x)

Ooohhh, this my milk, this my milk
(4x)

So that's right baby, meet me at the haystack
I'll be ready, just be on your back
All the farmers want to suck that udder
But only one can have some fun
So I'm ready to squirt, gonna let it out
That's right, get that bucket ready
Gonna fill it all the way up

A few times I've been around that bucket
So I'm not just gonna let you come n' suck it
Cause I ain't no hollaback cow
I ain't no hollaback cow
(2x)

Ooohhh, this my milk, this my milk
(4x)

Lemme hear you say my milk's got some lactose
L-A-C-T-O-S-E
(My milk's got some lactose)
(L-A-C-T-O-S-E)

Again!
My milk's got some lactose
L-A-C-T-O-S-E
(My milk's got some lactose)
(L-A-C-T-O-S-E)

A few times I've been around that bucket
So I'm not just gonna let you come n' suck it
Cause I ain't no hollaback cow
I ain't no hollaback cow
(2x)

Ooohhh, this my milk, this my milk
(4x)
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