The Mount Rushmore of Ugly Agrees:
"We'd Hit It!"

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Originally posted by DrBill

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"Rowsdower, Zap Rowsdower"

Crow: Well my name is Bill Stinkwater.


Btw, great nick you wispy bachelor.

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Originally posted by DrBill
"Rowsdower, Zap Rowsdower"

Crow: Well my name is Bill Stinkwater.


Btw, great nick you wispy bachelor.

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Originally posted by DrBill

The Mount Rushmore of Ugly Agrees:
"We'd Hit It!"

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Dammit I thought this was dead!

DAMN YOU ISAMU!

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Originally posted by open_mouth_

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Originally posted by DrBill

The wife from Everybody loves Raymond was caught in a 3 way with 2 other chicks in her trailer on the set of some TV movie.

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Originally posted by Yamauchi
Is this actually true? I'd hit it.

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"I'D ACCESS HER DATA, ALBEDO STYLE"

And my computer was like... *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
And like, half my paper was gone.

It was....a bummer

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Originally posted by olimario

And my computer was like... *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
And like, half my paper was gone.

It was....a bummer

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Fonzi's son in real life actually goes out with one of them, or used to. He was on Howard Stern last week telling Howard about it. And the other sister went out with his son's friend.


They been 'hit' time and time again. And Fonzi's son was 19 at the time.

If that thing about Patricia Heaton is so big, then why can't I find any reference to it anywhere on the web? Care to provide any links?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

So this is were everyone is

10000+ views WOW

Pssshh! Next you'll be telling me Herman Munster was gay.

oh wait......nevermind.


On a different note, the song "You oughta know" by Alanis Morriset was to Joey from Full House. They were going out and he broke her heart.

Dave Coulier, you son of a bitch!

He must've really f@%ked her up bad. Cheated or something.

cut...it...out!
And he did. :)


Would she go down on you in a theater?
Sorry....funniest line in the song.

I never knew that about the wife from Everybody Loves Raymond. I always thought she was pretty hot in a mom-next-door sort of way.

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Originally posted by Error Macro
If that thing about Patricia Heaton is so big, then why can't I find any reference to it anywhere on the web? Care to provide any links?

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Originally posted by Yamauchi
What the heck does that come from? I've heard something very similar to that but I never knew what people were talking about.

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Here's the source of all that.




The ad itself:
http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html

Ellen Feiss, who I should note ROCKS. She was the teenager from the first Apple Switch ad. She was, *cough* "on Benedryl" during the filiming of the ad, and it shows. People have actually analyzed her eyes and speech patterns and devoted lengthy articles to theorizing about what she might have been on. She has a bizarre cult following now, complete with Ellen fansites and merchandise.

Here's a WIRED article about the whole thing. http://www.wired.com/news/print/0,1294,54333,00.html

Last edited by Sirrus on 12-18-02 at 01:59:52 PM

And I was like......uhhhhh?

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Those pics are fuckin hilarious

I've seen that squirrel and the "Weeeeeeeeeee" line a flash movie. Never knew it had anything to do with a Mac advert.

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I've seen that squirrel and the "Weeeeeeeeeee" line a flash movie. Never knew it had anything to do with a Mac advert.

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I seriously don't get the whole fascination with Ellen Feiss. People act like they've never seen a stoned girl before. :)

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Originally posted by The Shadow
I seriously don't get the whole fascination with Ellen Feiss. People act like they've never seen a stoned girl before. :)

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I dunno, there's something appealingly unassuming and real about her. She should be Apple's spokesperson. Way better than that "Dude, you're getting a Dell" douche.





The "We would like to boink Ellen Feiss all night" petition.

http://www.petitiononline.com/feiss/

Ah that was hilarious.

She's cute in a dorky kind of way :)

Almost 13,000 views

::hangs head in shame for OT::

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Originally posted by The Assmonkey

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LMFAO!

:D

I would hit them...with a bus...

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She's had her boobs done, and other things. I saw her talk about it on one of the late night talk shows.

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Caballero said Feiss' pitch is starting to work on him. He uses a PC, but he's thinking about getting one of Apple's new iBooks. Another factor was losing 20 GB of video footage when recently trying to reinstall Windows XP.

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oh god why do stupid people blame the computer for being stupid....forget I ask this is the sam society that blames videogames for having rotten kids