Mario's member graces Nintendo.com

Sweet Jesus, what was Nintendo thinking with this ad?

http://media.nintendo.com/gba/super...ooki800x600.jpg

Fuck, mario has a huge cock.

OMG NINTENDO IZ DA M4TUR3!!!11!1!1

i think THEY thought people would assume that was a Tanuki tail.

otherwise, WTF does THAT have to do with SMB3...?!

...crazy folk at Nintendo

Dude... Mario needs Valtrex.

The Extenz powerup is available only with the eReader.

It's made funnier by the fact that is hand is on the head.

He sure is happy.

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Originally posted by Goreomedy
Dude... Mario needs Valtrex.

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Wow, someone made a statue of me and pasted mario's head to it!

I totally forgot how Tanooki Mario changed into a statue.. this could just be memory affected by this oddity, but... did he hold a scepter while doing that? @_@ I can't find a good image online.

I can't believe this

It's all Matlock's fault.

It looks like a penis.. But what the hell was it SUPPOSED to be?

Why doesn't anyone ever comment on his crossed eyes?

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Originally posted by DerrDevil


It looks like a penis.. But what the hell was it SUPPOSED to be?

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That is wrong on so many levels.. (thanks for bringing up the crossed eyes.. now I'm really disturbed)

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Originally posted by WittyHijack


It's all Matlock's fault.

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Well Mario has always been fixated on mushrooms

Well THAT was nasty.

Last edited by Darkshire on 10-26-03 at 03:27:16 PM

OMG where is he going to find a mushroom cup to cover that thing.

that thing could do some damage

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Originally posted by Guzim
He sure is happy.

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this must be an afterwards photo then.

What the heck......



Where's that statue from and name of it?

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Originally posted by Semjaza Azazel
It's made funnier by the fact that is hand is on the head.

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that is freaking hilarious.

maybe its a powerup mushroom.

I honestly can't believe this ad exists.

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Sweet Jesus, what was Nintendo thinking with this ad?

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God bless Nintendo for making my avatar funny.

Looks like a horn or goblett to me.

Any greek mythologists know where that statue's from?

Looks like mario is stroking his Horn of Plenty.

That really made me LOL...>:D

At least now we know why Mario never scores with Peach.

That thing would split her in two.

Just another day, nothing's in my way.

omg...

how?!! Why?!

The mask makes it look more vulgar.

Is this due to the new character toadette in Mario Kart : DD ?

holy crap, I'm dying over here

just what the hell is that thing supposed to be other than a giant penis? I'm looking, trying to figure out any other possibility.. and I'm just drawing up blank

It's even got vains on it, so it's not his tail.

more mature nintendo products - done

wait...
isn't that mario 128 secret ?

Mario 64, then sushine, then 128...is this due to the growing member he has ?