Azih

Pig Cop selling his PC because IT'S ALL OVER.

FriScho

pig cop running behind a tall bearded man with glasses, wearing an orange antiradiation suit and holding a red crowbar, but he is too fast, pig cop needs to stopp, wheezing and shouting: "Ok, but next time I get you"

duckroll

That was my point. They shouldn't be and there's no excuse for it. Plus, his examples were so amateurish it borders of self-humiliation. There's no saving DNF from disgrace and I suggest you stop trying.

8bit

Pig Cop asks fans for scripted Duke Nukem Forever ideas.

mosaic

They need to hire Curt Schilling to be on the dev team... perhaps DNF might get finished within the next 86 years.

shuri

He posts quite a lot on the shacknews forums, lately he's been talking how he's having trouble balancing his game time with all those games coming out lately. I am not joking.

Gattsu25

A Pug Cop touching himself.
A Pig Cop plowing a section of dirt with his tusks.
A Pig Cop square dancing to Garth Brooks.
Some Pig Cops playing poker.
Pig Cops playing Duke3D.
Pig Cops licking bananas.
Pig Cops reading the newspaper.
A Pig Cop arresting someone--ROUGHLY!!
A Pig Cop stepping on someone's foot--no wait--face.
Two Pig Cops enter a bar.
A Pig Cop, dressed in a black trenchcoat and wearing black sunglasses, staring at nothing and saying "Woah!"
A Pig Cop trying to install Gentoo. No wait...that's a couple of hours too long.
Some Pig Cops standing behind some retarded kids and kicking them!
Pig Cops waiting in a single file line for thier turn to rape someone.

Koshiro

I'm not trying to save DNF form disgrace, I already said it deserves the kicking it gets, and for the record I had no interest in the original and have no interest in this one either. I'm just looking at this from a game design point of view.

Docwiz

Pig cop sighing
Pig cop crying
Pig cop asking you to donate your time to help code the rest of the game

COCKLES

Pig-Cop playing football with Samus in Morphball form.

tedtropy

George: "Guys, those script ideas were GREAT. While we're talking about the game, if you were to, just hypothetically mind you, design some maps, a few enemies, and some weapons, what do you think they'd look like? Oh, and um, you still think Duke Nukem's cool...right?"

Fifty

Really? Do you have a link?

Chony

Pig Cop pushing over a magazine rack.

Alf-Life