Here are the Bob Villa archives:
August 14th, 2001
pm - Gullibles: Can't live with 'em, can't
live without 'em
BOB VILLA: Did you download the new stuff for
"Sonic Adventure 2" off Sonic Team's site?
GoodCow2K: Yes, have you?
BOB VILLA: Yeah, those new endings are incredible.
GoodCow2K: Huh? What endings?
BOB VILLA: You have to beat the game again once you
download them (last level at least), but man, they're worth
GoodCow2K: ... the only downloads so are for three Chao,
three voice themes, and a kart track
BOB VILLA: In the Dark ending, it turns out Shadow
was only a ghost Robotnik could see (hence why Maria didn't
hear him before), and for the Hero ending, Sonic was the one
who set up Shadow.
BOB VILLA: No, they just posted these tonight.
GoodCow2K: I just checked the site.
BOB VILLA: Press reload.
GoodCow2K: I did.
BOB VILLA: You may have to clean your Dreamcast's
browser cache, then.
GoodCow2K: ... the Dreamcast doesn't have a cache.
BOB VILLA: Yeah it does.
GoodCow2K: No, it doesn't. It's cache is the RAM, which is
cleared when the system is turned off.
GoodCow2K: Are you just bored tonight?
BOB VILLA: No, there's a back-up cache. When turning
on the system, hold all the buttons on the controller to
delete what's in.
GoodCow2K: ... those are the internal settings for the ISP.
GoodCow2K: ... and there's nowhere to store anything except
the lithium battery, which is 32K at max.
BOB VILLA: NO YOU FOOL, IT'S 322K!!!!!
BOB VILLA: Point is... try turning off your system
and then going back on for the new endings.
BOB VILLA: They're 79 VMU blocks a piece, but again,
they're worth it.
GoodCow2K: ... even though I just viewed the website ... on
my PC ... and there's no new downloads...
GoodCow2K: WAY TO GO!
BOB VILLA: I doubt you'd understand the endings
anyway, you'd have to play the game twice to fully get it,
just like most M. Night Shyamlan movies err, games.
reference to http://www.sonicteam.com/spaceworld/4title.jpg)
GoodCow2K: The picture lends itself to either SA2/3 or
BOB VILLA: You can barely see anything from the
BOB VILLA: How can you make that assumption?
GoodCow2K: Well it doesn't look like BR.
GoodCow2K: How could you make that assumption?
BOB VILLA: It doesn't look like anything.
GoodCow2K: BR was red... with fire.
BOB VILLA: OH WAIT I SEE IT NOW
BOB VILLA: IT LOOKS SONIC TEAM DANCING IN A PILE OF
GoodCow2K: DO YOU WISH YOU COULD JOIN THEM?
BOB VILLA: No.
GoodCow2K: I do.
BOB VILLA: The picture actually looks like cows
getting molested for milk.
GoodCow2K: So, Sonic Team is making a videogame based off
the movie Rat Race?
BOB VILLA: In conclusion, I don't think you should
buy anything from Sonic Team ever again.
And in case you're wondering, I'm not that sick when it
comes to the cow remark. GoodCow himself said those words to
me last night, so now you can fully understand the joke.
August 12th, 2001
Do you have PSO?
BOB VILLA: Err, yes.
BOB VILLA: We've talked about this before.
GoodCow2K: Really? ... I don't remember talking about this.
BOB VILLA: Check your IMs.
GoodCow2K: I'm doing that now.
BOB VILLA: *WHIRIRIRIRIRIRIRI GOODCOW IM SEARCH
BOB VILLA: *MATCHES FOUND: 2 OUT OF
GoodCow2K: Ugh, Explorer is basically frozen.
GoodCow2K: I hate Windows.
August 6th, 2001
pm - "GOOD" FUN
BOB VILLA: I had your liver with some fava beans and
a nice chianti.
GoodCow2K2: That can be construed as sexual harrasement
BOB VILLA: I'm not the one who sodomizes Muppets.
comment |comment on this)
love it how some people don't get direct messages and refuse
to give up and act like nothing ever happened. Seriously,
more power to them. They're ambitious.
Yes, I'm talking to you GoodCow2K2.